I have a TREE! A REAL CHRISTMAS TREE! It is so so so awesome I don't know what to do with myself.
I want it to be Christmas everyday. I don't want the tree to die. I'm going to go back in time in my tardis to find a way to make plants live forever. I LOVE THIS HOLIDAY!
I named the tree Jesus, "Hey-Zeus".
My life is better. Much more complete than it was the day before. My Grinch-sized heart grew three sizes bigger.
I emailed my Rabbi and told him about the tree. I want one in my house forever and ever and ever.